“Why don’t we just get a big Carvel cake for our wedding?” I suggested. “A
face cake. A face cake with our faces printed on it. Or maybe a cake shaped
like an animal, like a duck.”
“That makes me mad,” she said. “Don’t
suggest that ever again.”
“I can’t handle this little girl wedding fantasy shit,” I
said. “I don’t want to buy some big fancy cake.”
“There needs to be cake.”
“Why?”
“Cause it’s our wedding!”
“You’re just trying to impress your friends,” I said. "There is no reason to buy some big tacky looking cake thats going to cost us a zillion dollars."
She groaned and closed her computer. I had ruined her
fun.
“I thought we were having a non-traditional wedding,” I
said.
“We are. But we will need a cake. I want a fucking cake, and
you can’t make me feel bad about that.”
“You’re insane. Look how obsessive you are being over a
fucking cake.”
“I’m not being obsessive. You’re just lazy.”
“Fuck off!”
“It’s three in the afternoon and you’re still walking around
in nothing but that ugly tie dye t shirt you like to wear. Look at your dong. A
dong shouldn’t just be hanging all over the place at this time of day. It just
aint right.”
“Give me break. I just worked a graveyard shift. That means I just woke
up like an hour or two ago.”
“Yeah, most people get dressed as soon as they wake up. You
go around porky pigging it for hours.”
I laughed. She was a professional ball buster. And I liked that about her.
I walked up to her and I tried to snuggle. She pushed me
away and told me that I was in the dog house. I told her she was in the dog
house. That got her even more upset. Eventually I was able to force kiss her a
little. Then I did a little dance. That cheered her up. She loved it when I do
goofy little dances, especially in when I’m wearing nothing but a shirt, my
dick and balls flippy-flopping all over the place.
“I got an idea. Let’s get a big tacky ass cake. And have two
ducks sitting on top of it.”
“Real ducks?”
“What? No. Ornamental ducks.”
“That would be cute.”
She noticed I had a boner. She grabbed it and jerked on it slowly, seductively.
“What do you wanna do right now?” She asked.
I pretended like I had to really think about that question.
“Hmmm,” I said. “We could watch a bunch of episodes of
Roseanne on Netflix.”
“That’s the best idea I have ever heard,” she said. “I just
got to fold the laundry first.”
“Right now? Are you serious? Why do you have to ruin the
mood!”
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